I THINK I JUST DIED
If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
Story Of My Life - 2 days to go
THEY’RE GOING TO RE-CREATE THEIR CHILDHOOD VIDEOS!
The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.
Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch
|Song: Little Things (shower edit)|
|Artist: One Direction|
|Album: Take Me Home|
|Played: 793,886 times.|
In case you wondered what it sounds like when they sing little things while taking a shower..
I HEARD THE FIRST LINE AND I SAID “GOD NO” EJSUS CHRIST SEUIOFHDUOIZ I CNAT BREAHTE
"i love you honey" he says as she slides her hand around the back of your top. he gives you a sly smile before undoing your top and taking a knife to dip into you. he spreads your insides on a slice of toast before taking a big bite. you are honey.